Funny Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock-knock

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe Who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

-Ones I know   

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

Knock-Knock.
Who’s There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow w-?
MOO!!!!

Knock-Knock.
Who’s There?
Emma.
Emma Who?
Emma crackin’ up yet?

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke!

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?(sigh)
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA?!

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